bulletproof munks

sigh...these wacky kids today. they're like a sponge, soaking up everything that comes within range. unfortunately, just like a sponge boston youth pick up a lot of shyt. over the past couple of years rapper 50 (fiddy) cent has become ridiculously popular, and without having any skill even. and with popularity you get imitation from the younger, less intelligent crowd. the style that began with him, the bulletproof vest has now infultrated boston city streets. a hit with gansta wannabes and a miss with everyone else with the least bit of common sense. my question, the and the question asked by all of those with common sense is ..."why?" one boston youth claims that the faux vest are usually warn by those who are affiliated with gangs. it makes them feel tough and thugish. she continued on to say that it really makes them a target.

now these kids have not only succeeded in looking like alvin and pals (ref earlier post) but now they lock like combat ready chipmunks.

this makes me wonder why gang members haven't started wearing big bullseyes on their chests and backs. maybe with the onset of these fake vest they are not too long off. the bullseye seems like a complementary good, dont ya think?

another thing the amazes me is the amount of clothing that these assclowns wear. currently in the city of boston its about 80 degrees. at this temperature i begin to sweat in a relatively short period of time with the typical attire (shoes, socks, jeans, t-shirt and the optional button-up short sleave shirt, and in light colors mind you). the assclown who wants to be cool wears the following:
baggy jeans, similar to mine but baggier and in black
boots, which i also wear so i let slide
oversided t-shirt (remember if hits the knees its a dress [ref earlier post])
another shirt over that
a thick leather, oversided jacket which is usually worn in the winter (in black)
and a hat, usually a baseball cap

now with all of this clothing combined with the increased temperature, it's amazing that you don't hear about kids passing out left and right from heat stroke. reminds me of when martin lawrence...ah nevermind.

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EDIT
i just realized that the post i was referencing doesn't exist.